Wednesday, July 13, 2011


Sometimes you got to vent. Or you just have to express yourself in some way. I had been thinking lately (I know hard to believe) about how I sometimes just want to tell people "what for". Well I got to thinking the nice way to do it is to write letters. So this are samples of a few letters I would write...enjoy.
Dear M&M Company,

You make me mad. I love majority of your products and I do happen to purchase them. Well one time many years ago, you brought to life an amazing candy. You would know these as Crispy M&M's. I know them as "pure heaven. Well, one day you decided to be little jerks and take that treat away from America. It literally was like taking candy from a baby. Well see I got real serious feelings about this and actually did email responded by saying you no longer sell that product. Um, hello? I know that! Isn't that why I took the time to email you in the first place?? Dur de dur! For now, I will go on my way hoping one day you will bring it back, till than..know we aren't that good of friends anymore.

Sincerely, Crispy Lover

Next letter of business:

Dear Douche bag,

Not literally. No I mean men. Not all men. Just the douche bags. The one's who think they have power over anything that looks like or acts like a female. The one's who waltz through life thinking the own the world. Or thinking they are gods gifts to the world. You know who are! Example 1: to the boy in 7th grade who thought it was cool and "okay" to call me an F*cking C*nt. Ooh yes. Please don't think I regret kicking you straight in the ball sack and pulling out your hair. You deserved it. Example 2: To any lovely man who calls a woman fat, ugly, stupid, b*tch, or anything that tears her self esteem down, just know you will be judged for calling one of gods precious daughters that. I may have a specific man in mind but he won't be named. You may have took a person close to me at her lowest and made lots of tears and pain in her life. But just know now she is so much stronger than you and you didn't deserve her. Amen. Example 3: To any human being that kidnaps, rapes, or hurts any body on this earth. Go to hell.

Sincerly, Your biggest nightmare

A little crazy but it needed to be said.
Dear Celine Dion,

Um hi! Your gorgeous and beautiful and I LOVE YOU!! SO much! I really think you need to come visit me in Utah. Ya that would be great. We would have a lot of fun and we could talk about your kids. We could sing songs. We could also discuss how you have a rockin body, cause you do. We could talk about how each of our husbands are significantly older. It could be fun. But in all seriousness. I am your biggest fan. Enough said.

Jenessa Frahm

Thanks for listening! :)

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Our Humble Abode

For awhile now people have been asking me for pictures of my house. But I just kept putting it off. I didn't feel like my house was complete or fully decorated. Than I realized, I will probably change it or add things that it won't be the same so I might as well put pictures up now. I mean it already has been 6 months. So I will talk you on a "tour" of my home. It's a town home in Lehi. It is 1700 sq ft and has 3 bedrooms, 2 and a half baths. And we LOVE it!

This is our front door. You know its us by
"F" mat.

Right behind the front door is the door leading to my one care garage. Two spots down from the garage is our parking spot. Its great cause there both right outside our front door.

This is our front door :)

Than we proceed to the inside which leads us straight to my living room. Which we call the "hall way" because its just a long room with a little bit of awkward space. This is one of the rooms that isn't fully decorated but its decent. I want to add a little table and possibly a bookcase. But that
comes with time.

Next we take you into our half bath which is between the living room and kitchen. It's one of my favorite rooms because, I was able to do WHATEVER I wanted with it. It's very girly and bright and sooo fun! Jake surprisingly loved it.

The next part is my kitchen/dining room. We also have a little cove with a spot light shining down where we put Jesus. If you can see behind my dining room table we also have a little pantry.

Right off of the kitchen and dining room is my family. Its the length of the kitchen and dining room to put that in perspective. This is the room we probably spend 90% of our time. Its were our TV is and right by the kitchen. We also have a door that leads out to our teeny tiny backyard.

Now heading upstairs...this is one of our spare bedrooms. Obviously it has nothing in it cause there is space to grow. The second bedroom looks exactly like this one its just full of junk. They both have closets. This room is my other closet.

This bathroom is what I call the guest bathroom. I planned these colors before we got married and I love them. The lime green with the gray is so cool together. This room was also very fun to do.

You go down the hall and it leads you to our laundry room. I was so excited for this room when we first moved in. (Now I know better) It has a table to fold your clothes and a wide open space underneath where i keep my laundry baskets. It has a long bar and shelf to hang clothes. Its a great laundry room. Eventually I want to paint and maybe hang things.

Now last two rooms. The bedroom! First is our walk in closet which isn't that exciting. Ah, but I just love our bedroom. I have always loved the black and white contrasting colors and than adding a fun bright color. I still want to add a few things to our bedroom. I would just like two black tables on the side. Not exactly nightstands but little tables. I have bought curtains that I also want to hang its just the actual learning to hang part I don't have down yet. Than the other half is where our dresser sits directly across from our bed.

This is the master bathroom. It matches the color scheme of our bedroom and its just very simple and cute.

Well that's the Frahm household. Obviously there are little things in here that I can't show you that you will just have to see in person. We love guests so come over anytime!